Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor lyrics.
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The blind man went to see fair play.
One fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor yeah it s a long crawl back to the garden so get me off my hands and knees cause the church keeps spittin me out now we all know where they re comin from we just don t know where they re goin i am a christian i am buddha hari krishna i am a jew i am satan have zen within me i have jesus i am human.
Back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
A blind man came to watch fair play a mute man came to shout hurray a deaf policeman heard the noise and came to stop those two dead boys.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor i ll tell you a story you ve heard before one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got into a fight they stood back to back and faced each other pulled out to guns and stabbed each other a deaf policeman heard the noise pulled out a knife.
The mute man went to shout hooray.
My trench coat hits the floor my baby sit back in the chair my baby cause i m about to go there.
One fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other.
One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight.
Early in the morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight.
A blind man came to watch fair play a mute man came to shout horray a deaf policeman heard the noise and came to stop those two dead boys.
Ladies and gentleman skinny and scout i ll tell you a tale i know nothing about the admission is free so pay at the door now pull out a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit the man in the gallery s sure to spit.
We will be discussing the four corners of the round table.
The show is over but before you go let me tell you a story i don t really know.
Ladles and jellyspoons i come before you to stand behind you to tell you something i know nothing about.
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
The blind man went to see fair play.
The mute man went to shout hooray.
It makes no difference where you sit the man in the gallery s sure to spit.
Tonight i m gonna pull a switcheroo.
Back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other.
The show is over but before you go let me tell you a story i don t really know.